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Secret Agent Man
by ilsundal at 10:44 am EST, Dec 4, 2006 |
"A CIA employee for nearly 20 years admitted breaking into 10 homes near the spy agency's headquarters about a year ago and taking valuables and other items." ... "Search warrants list 1,074 pairs of women's undergarments that he stole." ... Quote: "I don't profess to be that knowledgeable about ladies' undergarments," Assistant Commonwealth's Attorney Ian M. Rodway said after the court hearing.
1074 pairs of panties from 10 houses?! WTF? |
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RE: Secret Agent Man
by Rattle at 11:38 am EST, Dec 4, 2006 |
1074 pairs of panties from 10 houses?! WTF?
1074 pairs of panties / 10 houses / 20 years = roughly 1 pair of panties from each house every 6 months. That's possible. That's a reasonably maintainable pace. It should be noted that Animal House came out over 20 years ago, and since that time, this man has been on a non-stop pantie raid. A part of me wants to be impressed. |
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RE: Secret Agent Man
by Acidus at 1:56 pm EST, Dec 4, 2006 |
Rattle wrote: 1074 pairs of panties from 10 houses?! WTF?
1074 pairs of panties / 10 houses / 20 years = roughly 1 pair of panties from each house every 6 months. That's possible. That's a reasonably maintainable pace. It should be noted that Animal House came out over 20 years ago, and since that time, this man has been on a non-stop pantie raid. A part of me wants to be impressed.
The sentence makes it should like someone how is employed by the CIA for 20 years has been stealing panties for the last 1.5 years. On a side note, I'm adding "Non-stop pantie raid" to my list of band names. |
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RE: Secret Agent Man
by Rattle at 2:03 pm EST, Dec 4, 2006 |
The sentence makes it should like someone how is employed by the CIA for 20 years has been stealing panties for the last 1.5 years.
Ok.. So... I read this sentence, and figured out what I misread from the original story.. Does that make me just generally mixed up? On a side note, I'm adding "Non-stop pantie raid" to my list of band names.
You should post the entire list at some point. My favorite unused band names remain "Jefferson Tradecenter" and "Government Coffee".. |
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RE: Secret Agent Man
by flynn23 at 2:56 pm EST, Dec 4, 2006 |
Acidus wrote: Rattle wrote: 1074 pairs of panties from 10 houses?! WTF?
1074 pairs of panties / 10 houses / 20 years = roughly 1 pair of panties from each house every 6 months. That's possible. That's a reasonably maintainable pace. It should be noted that Animal House came out over 20 years ago, and since that time, this man has been on a non-stop pantie raid. A part of me wants to be impressed.
The sentence makes it should like someone how is employed by the CIA for 20 years has been stealing panties for the last 1.5 years. On a side note, I'm adding "Non-stop pantie raid" to my list of band names.
Non-stop Panty Raid should be a song, or at least an album, not a band name. The band name should be the CIA Agents, or Under Cover, or Stake Owt. |
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