Mike the Usurper wrote:

Militiamen grabbed six Sunnis as they left Friday worship services, doused them with kerosene and burned them alive as Iraqi soldiers stood by

Things are going so well in Iraq, we can only lose if we... Who is the administration trying to kid? Is the idea that we're the ones who dropped the crate of eggs so we have to be the ones to put them back together? Into something we can stick back under the chickens to hatch? Welcome to impossible, and the only ones left who don't get that are the ones who make the policy.

Ok. Wait. We can solve this. First, we close the borders and station troops on the borders. Second, we turn them loose to figure it out for themselves. Third, we use the Predator drones to feed it into Pay-per-view cable. Fourth, I take a benedryl and head to bed...