Lies on the left.

"Do you know where you end up if you don’t study, if you aren’t smart, if you’re intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush.” In his delivery, he dropped the word “us.”

Lies on the right.

Nancy Pelosi has opposed having international phone calls to and from terrorists monitored by American intelligence agencies.

You are having a Stealers Wheel moment..

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Stealers Wheel: Stuck in the Middle With You