DO place you Sun Blackbox in your front yard on cement blocks
DO NOT place your Sun Blackbox near the Superdome
DO appear trendy and decorate the side with 7EEt speak phrases like "My Blackbox is the suxx00r!"
DO NOT decorate the sides with phrases like "steal me"
DO engage in team building exercises and allow stressed out administrators access to a crane so they can play "Sun Blackbox Tetris"
DO NOT use vodka instead of water to cool the servers
DO have the occasional rave and install a working wet bar
DO NOT place Sun Blackboxes on the cliff edges or very steep hills.
DO buy a thousand units if you are the U.S. Government and then leave them unlocked. Laptop theft is so pass�
DO NOT enter your Sun Blackbox in a tractor pull

Yeah, that's about the only part worth reading on the site.