BEIJING - A drunken Chinese migrant worker jumped into a panda enclosure at the Beijing Zoo, was bitten by the bear and retaliated by chomping down on the animal’s back, state media said Wednesday.

He's later quoted as saying he hadn't heard they bite. Can you say Darwin Award waiting to happen? It's a wild animal. Yes, they're so adorable, I want to roam with them and hug them and squeeze them, and maybe even call them George, but I totally realize THEY MIGHT BITE. Even drunk I'd realize it.

~Heathyr