During his half-hour speech before the Tulsa Metro Chamber at the Doubletree Hotel at Warren Place, Inhofe called the United Nations an "absolute disaster" whose peacekeepers in Africa have been "going around teaching girls to be prostitutes."

ummmm... huh? Wow. If that's true, I wonder how those internationally trained prostitutes stack up against Jim's homegrown Oklahoma City hookers. I'm betting the ones with UN training are better at just about everything except sucking chrome off trailer hitches. They don't have chrome trailer hitches in Africa after all...

Shnook.