CLAIRE DANES: Billy, do you think I look sort of like Gywneth Paltrow with my blonde hair?

BILLY CRUDUP: You wish.

CD: Shut up. Have you seen your mustache? You look like Pancho Villa.

BC: You don't even know who that is.

CD: Hello, he makes Colombian coffee. I've been to Starbucks.

BC: That's Juan Valdez. You're wrong either way, my mustache rocks. It's better than your pants.

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I love those catty chicks at GFY. God that's funny shit.