A BOOZER downed ten pints of cider and kidnapped a GOAT, a court heard yesterday.

How drunk do you have to be? Of course, this reminds me of the frat that lost its national charter while I was at the University of Washington: Police found two agitated sheep in a station wagon outside the house and investigated. In the lower level of the frat, they found initiates in their underwear with peanut butter and shortening on their hands, and a couple more agitated sheep.

Ah, college.

~Heathyr