OK, fine, but I still get to like Canadian Bacon.

Eh?

You are _so_ nationalistic. Always hammering this Canadian line of yours. It's not like we make Canada jokes at your expense every time we have an opportunity...

Don't laugh. It's not funny. I got your number. I've figured it all out. You and your family are Canadian spies. Your sister claims to be getting her doctorate in order to research cures to diseases and help mankind, but I know the truth! It's really only a plot to milk knowledge of our amazing American health care system, and take it all back to your socialist state. How do you like that, mister security expert?

Michael Moore.. Your greatest weapon. The whole purpose of Bowling for Columbine was to get Americans not to lock their doors and relinquish our effectively distributed stock of firearms. F911 was all about making us distrust our superior leadership. I know all the conspiracy theories. I'm a scholar in them! I'm a conspiracy artist! You can't pull that Canadian wool you use to keep your cold hearts worm over _my_ eyes!

I see the calculated information warfare campaign being waged by our "friendly neighbors to the north", with your government subsidized film and TV. Art? Ha! I see the TRUTH! It's nothing but advertisement for your corrupted culture, reinforcing a hippy culture rife with marijuana and booze, just the way mother Britain used opium.

Some will read this and think I am being facetious. They are the brainwashed. To them, I say simply, Canada even has a section of the country that speaks only French! What could be more evil? To those unbelievers, I say that we must realize we have truly exported American values over our grand history, and these will come back to bite us, from above. When that day comes, I for one, am ready for it.

RE: New York Post | Exploited GI sues Michael Moore