An executive at a heart disease charitable foundation who embezzled close to a quarter of a million dollars over two years to pay a dominatrix to beat him was sentenced Tuesday to two to six years in prison.

First, this is just sad, pathetic and funny all at the same time. Sad in the sense that the guy stole to do it, pathetic in the fact that he ripped of a charity to do so and funny in the sense that now he gets to go to jail where he can expect to be beaten on a daily basis for being such a moron.

Second, does the picture have anything to do with the subject at all???