"Going to the march?" he asked me. "What march?" I asked.

He looked at me as if I'd just returned from Paris and mentioned that I didn't notice the Eiffel Tower.

The reason some of us miss major news is because there's just too much news out there. The more information that becomes available, the less informed we are.

I never thought I'd say this, but maybe it's time we all got in touch with our inner fox — at least a little.