"Susan Lemery looked poised and relaxed as Superior Court Judge Ellen Fair sentenced her yesterday to five years in prison, the maximum allowable time for her recent conviction on three counts of third-degree child rape and two counts of third-degree child molestation. The former Mukilteo School District second-grade teacher was convicted last month for having sex with one of her son's 14-year-old friends in spring 2001." Why in a *million years* would a grown woman want to sleep with a 14 year old boy? I don't get it. He'd have zero clue - it would be the world's most pointless, short sex ever. | 
