Following on the heels of Panexa ...

"Can my ring tones make you sexy?"

Watch the video, then consider the Double Header:

For men who think fun comes better in pairs, this Pherotone is dynamically calibrated to attract two like-minded females simultaneously. We can’t promise your party of three will last forever. But in the morning, they’ll probably at least stay for coffee.

This final statement could as easily be about cartoons as ring tones:

"Even if you offend somebody, it seems to spread the gospel of the campaign."

Ring tones are so stupid! Can I get an amen?