MINNEAPOLIS (Jan. 13) - Minnesota voters, who eight years
ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor,
may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office
this year.
"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathon "The
Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for
governor Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and
Pagans Party.