In what could hopefully (fingers crossed) become the next incident involving stolen footage of beautiful celebs baring all, Marc Antony (Mr. J-lo, not Mr. Cleopatra) has been the victim of a techjacking, with the New York Post reporting that the NYPD’s Computer Investigation and Technology Unit was recently dispatched to Antony’s pad to investigate the theft of his laptop. The reason that this story is more interesting than say, the recent theft of Kevin Costner’s laptop by a wedding employee, is because this thief is demanding a cool million bucks for the safe return of Antony’s lappie, leading people to hope and pray speculate that the notebook contains anything from “boudoir” shots of Ms. Lopez to full-on Pam/Fred/Paris-style shennanigans. As with all of the most important stories in consumer electronics, we’re gonna stay right on top of this one the whole way.