Dear Mr. Bizzy: Any idea where all our helicopta are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina n thousands remain stranded in New Orleans n need ta be airlifted n' shit. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military gangsta? Do you need hiznelp find'n thizzay? I once lost mah ride in a Sears doggy stylin' lot fo' sheezy. Man, was that a drag.

I had to use Gizzoogle for this....