Rattle wrote:
Grammy-nominated music producer Christian Julian Irwin was found by police sitting naked in a creek after going missing several days ago.

The Sheriff's Department says Irwin told authorities he was afraid he was being chased by Nigerians who had contacted him in an Internet scam.

He was taken to a hospital for examination.

Now that's just damn funny. I think this guy had a little too much blow.

LOL. I suspect this man may have fallen prey to the mistake of taking a genuine microdot without understanding that it's a whooooole lot more LSD than you'll find in the "traditional" quarter-inch square of blotter paper.

Being found naked washing his pants in a creek fairly reeks of someone still being so scrambled that he probably thinks he'd wound up in the outback somewhere and just couldn't remember how he'd gotten there.

Dagmar wrote:

Being found naked washing his pants in a creek fairly reeks of someone still being so scrambled that he probably thinks he'd wound up in the outback somewhere and just couldn't remember how he'd gotten there.

Don't forget the part about being chased by Nigerian spamers. That's what truly makes it funny.

I'm going to have to remember this when I'm down at DragonCon next week... If I see any people tripping, I'm going to try to convince them that there is a group of Nigerian spamers looking for them.