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Medieval loser tasered by cops.
by Acidus at 1:19 pm EDT, Aug 8, 2005 |
When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene.
By the Power of Greyskull... I... HAVE... THE {ZZZAAAPPPPPPPPPPP}! |
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RE: Medieval loser tasered by cops.
by Rattle at 2:19 pm EDT, Aug 8, 2005 |
Acidus wrote: "I have a thousand years of power."
This guy is completely bonkers, but that's a great line. |
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RE: Medieval loser tasered by cops.
by Catonic at 5:33 pm EDT, Aug 8, 2005 |
Acidus wrote: When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene.
By the Power of Greyskull... I... HAVE... THE {ZZZAAAPPPPPPPPPPP}!
You know, this is funnier than the Reno 911 episode.... |
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Medieval loser tasered by cops.
by wilpig at 12:43 pm EDT, Aug 9, 2005 |
When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene.
After reading the entire report three different cops tried to taser him. Funny stuff. |
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