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Coldplay, the most insufferable band of the decade.

The lyrics can make me wish I didn't understand English.

Coldplay has spawned a generation of one-word bands that are more than eager to follow through on Coldplay's tremulous, ringing anthems of insecurity.

Coldplay follow-throughs are redundant; from the beginning, Coldplay has verged on self-parody.

The new album is faultless to a fault, with instrumental tracks purged of any glimmer of human frailty.

It's supposed to be compassionate, empathetic, magnanimous, inspirational. But it sounds like hokum to me.