IconoclasT wrote:
] I wonder if it was set on vibrate...
]
] Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found
] her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.
]
] They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number
] and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the
] woman's skirt.
]
] A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra
] Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant.
] Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go
] when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine
] whether she was hiding it.
] On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under
] Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be
] strip-searched.
]
] Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the
] phone stashed in the woman's vagina.
]
] However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it
] returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he
] would be filing an insurance claim.
]
] Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time
] as a policeman but never anything like this."

Its a good thing it wasn't set to vibrate.