IconoclasT wrote: ] Ensure you don't become another Terry Schiavo in case some ] biological tragedy besets you. ] ] I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of ] sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely ] by artificial means. ] ] Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of ] peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology ] if their lives depended on it. ] ] If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up ] and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ] ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I ] hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians ] to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. ] ] Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature ] enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It ] is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, ] and pay attention instead to the health, education and future ] of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. ] ] Under no circumstances shall any politician butt into this ] case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're ] trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008, ] it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life ] and leave me alone to die in peace. ] ] I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send ] e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. ] I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized ] them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind ] their own business, too. ] ] If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case ] into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the ] grave and make his or her existence a living hell. ] ] ] Signed: ________________________________________ Iconoclast, why wait till then to get rid of yourself? Why not just pay me 20 bucks to put you out of your misery now? RE: Living Will |