] You too can make the world a better place by cutting down
] on the rampant overpopulation of catgirls. These poor
] creatures have been increasing in number so rapidly, it's
] difficult to walk through a convention without tripping
] over a few. They lurk in the corridors, shrieking out
] phrases in poor Japanese and assaulting passers-by for
] manga money. Please, won't you think of the
] convention-goers? Be responsible. Spay your catgirl
] today.