] So the day after getting signed to the Arizona Cardinals,
] running back Larry Lee Ned decided that the way to
] really, really party would be to swipe somebody%u2019s
] Dell laptop after going through a security checkpoint at
] the airport in Phoenix (the laptop%u2019s owner was still
] being screened). The cops ended up arresting him in
] possession of the laptop in a men's room in Terminal
] 4, and the next day the Cards announced they were
] dropping him from the team.

[ Brilliant. Record for quickest turnaround from success to complete ruination? -k]