Dig around a little more and you'll find some useful stuff, like phone numbers...

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=1491
http://rome.ro/phpubb/viewtopic.php?p=64861&
http://sayanythingblog.com/2005/03/02/zombie-storiesfelonies/
http://www.lex18.com/global/story.asp?s=2989614
http://www.oblivion.net/blog/archives/000087.html
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2005/290205studentarrested.htm

...and

http://zerointelligence.net/archives/000347.php

...which happens to include the following useful tidbit.

Winchester Government http://www.winchesterky.com/quick_ref.phtml
Mayor Dodd Dixon - ddixon@winchesterky.com
Chief of Police W.M.Jackson II - Phone: 1-859-745-7400, Fax: 1-859-745-7404

So the real question now is why this isn't on http://www.cnn.com?

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