The credit card fraud prank is pretty funny, too. http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/ "You have no idea how strange it is to have the teenage counter clerk at Bertucci's watching you scribble fiercely on a piece of paper, as if you wished to purge the evil that is your signature. Then I smiled and handed him back his pen." -janelane /// Palindrome wrote: ] ] Recently, while giving away yet another $1.00 of my ] ] hard-earned money for the privilege of driving into town, ] ] I wondered: how flexible are they about the tolls? So I ] ] decided to undertake a series of experiments. ] ] ] There are three ways to pay tolls on the "Mass Pike," as ] ] we call it: ] ] ] 1) You can drive through the "Fast Lane," which is a ] ] computerized system that detects a small device that you ] ] keep on your windshield, while pelting your car with ] ] gamma rays and slowly giving you cancer of the prostate. ] ] All Fast Lanes require that you slow your car to 15 mph, ] ] and some make you stop completely, giving new meaning to ] ] the word "Fast." ] ] ] 2) You can pay cash to the friendly toll booth operator, ] ] who will give you change, and, if you're lucky, a surly ] ] grunt. ] ] ] 3) If you have exact change, you can use the "baskets," ] ] which are big scoop-shaped buckets into which you throw ] ] your money. The money slides down a chute, where it is ] ] then processed by either highly efficient money-sorting ] ] machinery, or financially astute elves. It's a mystery. ] ] If you have a few minutes read through it. It is rather funny. ] I especially like the last experiment and letters. RE: Avoiding Tolls On The Massachusetts Turnpike |