Dolemite wrote: ] ] "This is R Peed Robbert, McNicoll and Don Mills ] ] bus-shelter." ] ] ] ] "That's nice. This is Detective Icaza de Arana-Goldberg, ] ] three blocks east of you on Picola. Proceed to my ] ] location at once, priority urgent, no sirens." ] ] ] ] "Acknowledged. It is my pleasure to do you a service, ] ] Detective." ] ] ] ] "Shut up," he said, and hung up the phone. The R Peed ] ] - Robot, Police Department - robots were the ] ] worst, programmed to be friendly to a fault, even as they ] ] surveilled and snitched out every person who walked past ] ] their eternally vigilant, ever-remembering electrical ] ] eyes and brains. ] ] ] ] The R Peeds could outrun a police car on open ground on ] ] highway. He'd barely had time to untwist his clenched ] ] hands from the steering wheel when R Peed Robbert was at ] ] his window, politely rapping on the smoked glass. He ] ] didn't want to roll down the window. Didn't want to smell ] ] the dry, machine-oil smell of a robot. He phoned it ] ] instead. ] ] Cory Doctorow is writing short stories again, but with a ] vengeance. This is his latest whereby he writes of the future ] where patents have limited creativity and there is only one ] kind of robot left in the world. He also called it "I, Robot" ] as part of his new effort to write new stories with the same ] title as a famous story by another author. It's a bit of a ] protest of all the bitching about Michael Moore using ] "Fahrenheit 9/11" as a title since it is so close to ] "Fahrenheit 451". ] ] Anyway, enjoy. ] ] Dolemite Go Cory! RE: Cory Doctorow | I, Robot |