There's no point to this, it just made me laugh.

] The Eagles run through an inflatable tunnel and gigantic
] helmet before the game. The tunnel is sponsored by
] Levitra, the erectile drug. Before the game, as it was
] being inflated in the southwest corner of the end zone,
] the comedy dean of NFL writers, Larry Weisman of USA
] Today, leaned over to me and said: "If it doesn't deflate
] in four hours, are you supposed to call your doctor?"