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Have You Accepted Jesus Yet?
by Shannon at 3:30 pm EST, Dec 20, 2004

“Why Hast Thou
Forsaken Me?”

How would you answer the Baby Jesus?

Before you do, please consider that the Baby Jesus loves you unconditionally! Even if you have sinned, the Baby Jesus will still be there for you and will forgive you. The Baby Jesus can save you from the pain and suffering of the world and all He asks of you is that you return His love. Is that so much to ask for Salvation?

For more information, please visit this site:
Have You Accepted Christ Yet?

Also visit our shop for Baby Jesus gifts.

Creepy baby Jesus head which you can delight and torment while he watches your every move.


 
RE: Have You Accepted Jesus Yet?
by Swater at 9:36 pm EST, Dec 20, 2004

The best part is the baby jesus anti-fornication thong.

I'm not sure what the hell to make of that.

Do you suppose they assume that thongs actually cause, gasp, fornication? And if so, do they think putting baby jesus on them is somehow going to stop said fornication.

Is that like selling anti-drunk-driving malt liquor?

Maybe they should introduce a line of anti-fornication nipple clamps, or anti-fornication fuck-me boots, or anti-fornication lubrication??

Boy, these silly christians and their angry sky god. I think his real name is Mammon.

Oh how I pine for the age of good old fashioned unrepentant 19th century atheism.

Adam

terratogen wrote:
] “Why Hast Thou
] Forsaken Me?”
]
]
] How would you answer the Baby Jesus?
]
] Before you do, please consider that the Baby Jesus loves you
] unconditionally! Even if you have sinned, the Baby Jesus will
] still be there for you and will forgive you. The Baby Jesus
] can save you from the pain and suffering of the world and all
] He asks of you is that you return His love. Is that so much to
] ask for Salvation?
]
]
]
] For more information, please visit this site:
] Have You Accepted Christ Yet?
]
]
] Also visit our shop for Baby Jesus gifts.

]
] Creepy baby Jesus head which you can delight and torment while
] he watches your every move.


  
RE: Have You Accepted Jesus Yet?
by Rattle at 6:14 am EST, Dec 21, 2004

Swater wrote:
] Is that like selling anti-drunk-driving malt liquor?

I'd wind up drinking it and driving.. You gotta be careful with branding; some people just like to rebel.

] Boy, these silly christians and their angry sky god. I think
] his real name is Mammon.

Its Gannon actually.. Or is that Zelda?

] Oh how I pine for the age of good old fashioned unrepentant
] 19th century atheism.

What ever happened to go old 19th century Agnosticism? People always seem to prefer the easy way out, you think this would have caught on by now..


 
 
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