] WASHINGTON (AP) -- Terrorists may seek to down aircraft
] by shining powerful lasers into cockpits to blind pilots
] during landing approaches, U.S. officials warned in a
] bulletin distributed nationwide.
]
] The memo, sent by the FBI and the Homeland Security
] Department, says there is evidence that terrorists have
] explored using lasers as weapons.

Run for the hills, ya'll! Them terrorists is using lasers! They must be in league with some of them aliens from New Mexico!