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'Whopper' of a reward for stolen SpongeBobs - Dec. 3, 2004
by janelane at 12:46 pm EST, Dec 3, 2004 |
] NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Burger King really wants its
] SpongeBob inflatables back, and the burger chain is even
] willing to offer a one-year's supply of free Whoppers,
] salads or any other item on its menu as a reward for
] information leading to their safe return.
]
] Miami-based Burger King has been inflicted with a spate
] of "Spongenappings" that began Nov. 11 in which vandals
] made off with several gigantic blow-up SpongeBob
] Squarepants figures that were perched on rooftops of
] different restaurants across the country.
] ...
]
] "Burger King Corporation does not condone and strongly
] discourages anyone from going on rooftops or doing
] anything illegal to swipe a SpongeBob SquarePants
] Inflatable," Klein said. How in the hell would you say that line with a straight face? :-) -janelane |
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RE: 'Whopper' of a reward for stolen SpongeBobs - Dec. 3, 2004
by Decius at 1:20 pm EST, Dec 3, 2004 |
janelane wrote:
] How in the hell would you say that line with a straight face? You would say it with a straight face after your lawyer informs you, with a straight face, that under our totally fucked up tort system if someone climbs up on the roof of your restaurant in an attempt to steal an inflatable spongebob and falls to their death you could be held liable. |
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