Nicky Perry:

Things in the world are bad enough as it is, and now you're going to take away our chocolate?

Anne Penketh:

A French court has barred a couple from naming their daughter Nutella after the popular hazelnut chocolate spread.

Diana Vreeland:

We all need a splash of bad taste. No taste is what I'm against.

Molly Young:

Every girl deserves prizes.

Tim Harford:

You might feel that it's awkward and unnecessary to ask what gift would be welcome but the recipient of the gift sees things differently and would prefer that you asked rather than guessed.

Ed Sheeran:

I love cleaning, that's my thing.

Mallory Ortberg as Ayn Rand:

I believe more movies should be made about enterprising young boys who are given factories.

John MacGaffin:

What man would say no to Claire Danes?

Christina Hendricks:

No man should be on Facebook.

Ben Casnocha:

A lot of alpha males say they don't need the flattery or deference when in fact they do.