Maciej Ceglowski:

If you've ever wondered why Facebook is such a joyless place, even though we've theoretically surrounded ourselves with friends and loved ones, it's because of this need to constantly be wearing our public face. Facebook is about as much fun as a zoning board hearing.

Mike Isaac:

Facebook is working on a stand-alone mobile application that allows users to interact inside of it without having to use their real names, according to two people briefed on Facebook's plans, who spoke on the condition of anonymity ...

America's finest news source:

Facebook also confirmed that the company would begin covering the costs of a procedure that involves freezing a female employee's husband until he is emotionally prepared to be a father.