] STEWART: Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.
]
] BEGALA: OK. Now
]
] (CROSSTALK)
]
] STEWART: And come work for us, because we, as the
] people...
]
] CARLSON: How do you pay?
]
] STEWART: The people -- not well.
]
] (LAUGHTER)
]
] BEGALA: Better than CNN, I'm sure.
]
] STEWART: But you can sleep at night.
]
] (LAUGHTER)
]
] STEWART: See, the thing is, we need your help. Right now,
] you're helping the politicians and the corporations. And
] we're left out there to mow our lawns.
]
] BEGALA: By beating up on them? You just said we're too
] rough on them when they make mistakes.
]
] STEWART: No, no, no, you're not too rough on them. You're
] part of their strategies. You are partisan, what do you
] call it, hacks.

Stewart for President