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RE: Anheuser-Busch cooks up sweeter brew for club goers - Oct. 5, 2004

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RE: Anheuser-Busch cooks up sweeter brew for club goers - Oct. 5, 2004
by Vile at 2:00 am EST, Nov 13, 2004

bw wrote:
] Vile wrote:
] ] adamist wrote:
] ] ] ] NEW YORK (Reuters) - Brewer Anheuser-Busch says it will
] ] ] ] introduce a caffeinated, sweet-flavored beer for
] ] ] ] twentysomething club goers to compete with the flavored
] ] ] ] rums and vodkas gaining ground on the dance floor.
] ] ] ]
] ] ] ] The new beer B(E) -- read as "B to the E power" -- will
] ] ] ] roll out in several phases starting in November.
] ]
] ] Two things, (a) this sounds like it will make me puke and I
] am
] ] sure that I am not the only one who feels this way. Why the
]
] ] hell don't they just throw everything that can get you a
] legal
] ] high into a beer? (b) B to the E Power is the (drumroll
] ] please) GAYEST fucking name I have ever heard of calling
] ] anything. For that stupid, fatuous, ebonically retarded
] name,
] ] I hope all of anheuser Busch falls flat on it's ass with
] this
] ] new product. Call it "Gross Trendy Brew." Call it "The Raw
]
] ] MAterials for Vomit" call it "Prehab" or just fucking "Beer
]
] ] II" but this B to the E fashizzle, word, yo G, bling bling
] ] shit needs to go the way of "Daddy O," "Groovy" and
] "Whatchoo
] ] talkin' bout, you jive turkey." WE have allowed the
] language
] ] to continuously descend further into the shitter as a people
]
] ] and then we wonder why people as articulate as Quayle, Bush,
]
] ] Clinton, and Gore get in power! Christ, we may as well
] elect
] ] that faggot date raper Snoop Dogg to office so that we can
] all
] ] sip our B to the E and make up stupid fucking words that we
] ] think will sound cool, but really make us sound like
] ignorant
] ] trash. Sorry to all the PC crowd here, before you accuse me
]
] ] of being intolerant to the linguistic art of ebonics.
] ] Lips to the ass, motherfuckers. Smooch.
]
] I don't know why you got so worked up simply over a new
] product. If you don't like how it tastes (or named) just don't
] drink it.

Does your name stand for Bowel waste?

RE: Anheuser-Busch cooks up sweeter brew for club goers - Oct. 5, 2004


 
 
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