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RE: Anheuser-Busch cooks up sweeter brew for club goers - Oct. 5, 2004

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RE: Anheuser-Busch cooks up sweeter brew for club goers - Oct. 5, 2004
by bw at 11:45 am EST, Nov 11, 2004

Vile wrote:
] adamist wrote:
] ] ] NEW YORK (Reuters) - Brewer Anheuser-Busch says it will
] ] ] introduce a caffeinated, sweet-flavored beer for
] ] ] twentysomething club goers to compete with the flavored
] ] ] rums and vodkas gaining ground on the dance floor.
] ] ]
] ] ] The new beer B(E) -- read as "B to the E power" -- will
] ] ] roll out in several phases starting in November.
]
] Two things, (a) this sounds like it will make me puke and I am
] sure that I am not the only one who feels this way. Why the
] hell don't they just throw everything that can get you a legal
] high into a beer? (b) B to the E Power is the (drumroll
] please) GAYEST fucking name I have ever heard of calling
] anything. For that stupid, fatuous, ebonically retarded name,
] I hope all of anheuser Busch falls flat on it's ass with this
] new product. Call it "Gross Trendy Brew." Call it "The Raw
] MAterials for Vomit" call it "Prehab" or just fucking "Beer
] II" but this B to the E fashizzle, word, yo G, bling bling
] shit needs to go the way of "Daddy O," "Groovy" and "Whatchoo
] talkin' bout, you jive turkey." WE have allowed the language
] to continuously descend further into the shitter as a people
] and then we wonder why people as articulate as Quayle, Bush,
] Clinton, and Gore get in power! Christ, we may as well elect
] that faggot date raper Snoop Dogg to office so that we can all
] sip our B to the E and make up stupid fucking words that we
] think will sound cool, but really make us sound like ignorant
] trash. Sorry to all the PC crowd here, before you accuse me
] of being intolerant to the linguistic art of ebonics.
] Lips to the ass, motherfuckers. Smooch.

I don't know why you got so worked up simply over a new product. If you don't like how it tastes (or named) just don't drink it.

RE: Anheuser-Busch cooks up sweeter brew for club goers - Oct. 5, 2004


 
 
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