Vile wrote: ] adamist wrote: ] ] ] NEW YORK (Reuters) - Brewer Anheuser-Busch says it will ] ] ] introduce a caffeinated, sweet-flavored beer for ] ] ] twentysomething club goers to compete with the flavored ] ] ] rums and vodkas gaining ground on the dance floor. ] ] ] ] ] ] The new beer B(E) -- read as "B to the E power" -- will ] ] ] roll out in several phases starting in November. ] ] Two things, (a) this sounds like it will make me puke and I am ] sure that I am not the only one who feels this way. Why the ] hell don't they just throw everything that can get you a legal ] high into a beer? (b) B to the E Power is the (drumroll ] please) GAYEST fucking name I have ever heard of calling ] anything. For that stupid, fatuous, ebonically retarded name, ] I hope all of anheuser Busch falls flat on it's ass with this ] new product. Call it "Gross Trendy Brew." Call it "The Raw ] MAterials for Vomit" call it "Prehab" or just fucking "Beer ] II" but this B to the E fashizzle, word, yo G, bling bling ] shit needs to go the way of "Daddy O," "Groovy" and "Whatchoo ] talkin' bout, you jive turkey." WE have allowed the language ] to continuously descend further into the shitter as a people ] and then we wonder why people as articulate as Quayle, Bush, ] Clinton, and Gore get in power! Christ, we may as well elect ] that faggot date raper Snoop Dogg to office so that we can all ] sip our B to the E and make up stupid fucking words that we ] think will sound cool, but really make us sound like ignorant ] trash. Sorry to all the PC crowd here, before you accuse me ] of being intolerant to the linguistic art of ebonics. ] Lips to the ass, motherfuckers. Smooch. I don't know why you got so worked up simply over a new product. If you don't like how it tastes (or named) just don't drink it. RE: Anheuser-Busch cooks up sweeter brew for club goers - Oct. 5, 2004 |