adamist wrote:
] ] NEW YORK (Reuters) - Brewer Anheuser-Busch says it will
] ] introduce a caffeinated, sweet-flavored beer for
] ] twentysomething club goers to compete with the flavored
] ] rums and vodkas gaining ground on the dance floor.
] ]
] ] The new beer B(E) -- read as "B to the E power" -- will
] ] roll out in several phases starting in November.

Two things, (a) this sounds like it will make me puke and I am sure that I am not the only one who feels this way. Why the hell don't they just throw everything that can get you a legal high into a beer? (b) B to the E Power is the (drumroll please) GAYEST fucking name I have ever heard of calling anything. For that stupid, fatuous, ebonically retarded name, I hope all of anheuser Busch falls flat on it's ass with this new product. Call it "Gross Trendy Brew." Call it "The Raw MAterials for Vomit" call it "Prehab" or just fucking "Beer II" but this B to the E fashizzle, word, yo G, bling bling shit needs to go the way of "Daddy O," "Groovy" and "Whatchoo talkin' bout, you jive turkey." WE have allowed the language to continuously descend further into the shitter as a people and then we wonder why people as articulate as Quayle, Bush, Clinton, and Gore get in power! Christ, we may as well elect that faggot date raper Snoop Dogg to office so that we can all sip our B to the E and make up stupid fucking words that we think will sound cool, but really make us sound like ignorant trash. Sorry to all the PC crowd here, before you accuse me of being intolerant to the linguistic art of ebonics.
Lips to the ass, motherfuckers. Smooch.

RE: Anheuser-Busch cooks up sweeter brew for club goers - Oct. 5, 2004