] The Sinulator arrives in a discreet brown box. We include
] a Quick Start Guide that will have you up and running in
] minutes. Once you've set it up you can immediately let
] anyone you want control your toy!
]
]
] All you need is a computer that runs Windows (98, 2000,
] ME, XP) and an Internet connection. Just install the
] software on your PC, pick a name for your toy, insert
] some AA batteries and you are ready to go!

[ The storied FuFme is no longer merely a joke. You can now fuck your computer for real. -k]