I have a secret (not anymore) crush on Wonkette. In the spirit of the linked post, here are the two best Wonkette pickup lines I could think of: * I saw you on MTV, and you rocked my vote. Can I rock your world sometime? * Your blog makes me want to Wonkoff. Neither of these would work, I'm sure. These would land somewhere between a slap and a restraining order. The former being almost a turn-on. I love them redheads. This is a smart one too. Smart, cute, funny. Very rare. [bites knuckle] |