adamist wrote:
] Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all
] over you.
] You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
] Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of
] my dreams.
] Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and
] say, "You dropped your nametag!".
] What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this
] room?
] Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know
] what I'm here after.
] Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my
] mind all day long.
] Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling
] for you.
] There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them
] off you.
] Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
]
] Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
] Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
] I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
] Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
] I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
] You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in
] your eyes.
] If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
] Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
] Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
] Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
] Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
] "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
] Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
] again?
] When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit
] my head on
] the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for
] insurance reasons.
] You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
] Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your
] eyes!
] Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
] Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Holy shit! Adamist, you are getting over your autism! Hoooooooooray! WE have two, count 'em TWO non-politics related posts in one goddam day! I owe you a beer, man.

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