adamist wrote:
] ] Supposedly he was a great warrior and a mighty leader.
] ] Yet his sole contribution to the almost disastrous
] ] attack on the second death star was to spin round in his
] ] chair,waving his flabby hands about, shrieking "It's a
] ] twap! It's a twap!".
] ]
] ] Yet, contrary to popular belief, this idiocy was
] ] NOT a failing on the part of Ackbar. Nay.
] ] In one single day of sustained jestering, the
] ] Admiral managed to kill the emperor, destroy the evil
] ] empire and save Anakin Skywalker from the clutches of the
] ] dark side.
]
] ] We once thought that the power of the force
] ] lay with the jedi knights, but we can now see
] ] that it does not. The true power of the force
] ] lies with risible Vaudevillian comics like Admiral Ackbar.
] ]
] ] VOTE ACKBAR

Its more realistic than John Kerry winning. Seriously, Adamist, you are losing steam completely, with this Klingon business and now this star wars shit. Ever been to a national park? They are quite beautiful! Even a municipal park can be nice. Check out Central Park, sometime. It's a walk and all, but an interesting one. Then you can see the great lawn (which you wanted trampled, but if only you could see it's beauty then you would know how lovely it is to still have it there.) You watch too much gay scifi and you care too much about politics. Neither of these things are the most important thing in the world. Ever heard of something called pussy?