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Kerry Dominates Crucial Klingon Demographic
by adamist at 12:42 pm EDT, Sep 23, 2004 |
] Even as John Kerry struggles to establish
] national-security credentials nationally, an exclusive WW
] straw poll shows his campaign dominating one skeptical,
] warlike demographic: Klingons.
]
] "A good war is based on honor, not deception," says K'tok
] (Earth name: Clyde Lewis), a 40-year-old Klingon from
] Lair Hill. "The first warrior, President Bush, deceived
] us all with this war."
]
] "On the home world, if there had been a contested
] election between Gore and Bush, the honorable thing would
] be for Gore to kill Bush," explained Khraanik (Earth
] name: Jason Lewis), a 38-year-old from Southeast
] Portland. "Or the other way around. And then ascend to
] the head of the High Council." |
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RE: Kerry Dominates Crucial Klingon Demographic
by Vile at 4:40 pm EDT, Sep 23, 2004 |
adamist wrote:
] ] Even as John Kerry struggles to establish
] ] national-security credentials nationally, an exclusive WW
] ] straw poll shows his campaign dominating one skeptical,
] ] warlike demographic: Klingons.
] ]
] ] "A good war is based on honor, not deception," says K'tok
] ] (Earth name: Clyde Lewis), a 40-year-old Klingon from
] ] Lair Hill. "The first warrior, President Bush, deceived
] ] us all with this war."
] ]
] ] "On the home world, if there had been a contested
] ] election between Gore and Bush, the honorable thing would
] ] be for Gore to kill Bush," explained Khraanik (Earth
] ] name: Jason Lewis), a 38-year-old from Southeast
] ] Portland. "Or the other way around. And then ascend to
] ] the head of the High Council." Geez, that's great! Kerry got the gay star trek nerds! They are sure to help him win. Adamist, you are really getting desperate to drum up support for your losing lame duck candidate. Just give up, admit he sucks and MOVE ON. |
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Kerry Dominates Crucial Klingon Demographic
by k at 1:14 pm EDT, Sep 23, 2004 |
] Even as John Kerry struggles to establish
] national-security credentials nationally, an exclusive WW
] straw poll shows his campaign dominating one skeptical,
] warlike demographic: Klingons.
]
] "A good war is based on honor, not deception," says K'tok
] (Earth name: Clyde Lewis), a 40-year-old Klingon from
] Lair Hill. "The first warrior, President Bush, deceived
] us all with this war."
]
] "On the home world, if there had been a contested
] election between Gore and Bush, the honorable thing would
] be for Gore to kill Bush," explained Khraanik (Earth
] name: Jason Lewis), a 38-year-old from Southeast
] Portland. "Or the other way around. And then ascend to
] the head of the High Council." [ Heh. -k] |
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