Acidus wrote: ] ] You will soon be able to download an artificial ] ] girlfriend, then track her movements via images on a 3G ] ] mobile handset. All the likely suitor needs to do is push ] ] the right buttons -- literally. ] ] ] ] Aimed at males between the ages of 15 and 35, the virtual ] ] girlfriend uses up a lot of bandwidth -- shopping, ] ] dining, going to bars and the gym. ] ] ] ] Men who wish to take the relationship further have to ] ] shower the virtual girlfriend with gifts, paying with ] ] real money. ] ] ] I love my computer ] you're always in the mood ] I get turned on ] when I turn on you ] I love my computer ] you never ask for more ] you can be a princess ] or you can be my whore ] and it's never been quite so easy ] I've never been quite so happy ] all I need to do is click on you ] and we'll be joined ] in the most soul-less way ] and we'll never ] ever ruin each other's day ] cuz when I'm through I just click ] and you just go away ] (oh, click me, click me here, click on me, click me, click me ] here) ] ] -Bad Religion, I Love My computer I dont know if thats weird, cool, or just plain sad, but I'm sure that a lot of people will sign up for it..... RE: Romancing the phone |