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RE: Romancing the phone
by biochik007 at 2:49 am EDT, Sep 19, 2004

Acidus wrote:
] ] You will soon be able to download an artificial
] ] girlfriend, then track her movements via images on a 3G
] ] mobile handset. All the likely suitor needs to do is push
] ] the right buttons -- literally.
] ]
] ] Aimed at males between the ages of 15 and 35, the virtual
] ] girlfriend uses up a lot of bandwidth -- shopping,
] ] dining, going to bars and the gym.
] ]
] ] Men who wish to take the relationship further have to
] ] shower the virtual girlfriend with gifts, paying with
] ] real money.
]
]
] I love my computer
] you're always in the mood
] I get turned on
] when I turn on you
] I love my computer
] you never ask for more
] you can be a princess
] or you can be my whore
] and it's never been quite so easy
] I've never been quite so happy
] all I need to do is click on you
] and we'll be joined
] in the most soul-less way
] and we'll never
] ever ruin each other's day
] cuz when I'm through I just click
] and you just go away
] (oh, click me, click me here, click on me, click me, click me
] here)
]

] -Bad Religion, I Love My computer

I dont know if thats weird, cool, or just plain sad, but I'm sure that a lot of people will sign up for it.....

RE: Romancing the phone


 
 
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