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RE: Take the Votergasm pledge
by biochik007 at 9:33 pm EDT, Sep 14, 2004

IconoclasT wrote:
] On November 2... I will vote. I will get laid. I will love
] America.
]
] How do you rate? Citizen, Patriot or American Hero?
]
] Citizen:
] I pledge to withhold sex from non-voters for the week
] following the election.
] Patriot:
] I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and
] withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the
] election.
] American Hero:
] I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and
] withhold sex from non-voters for the next four years.

I will take the pledge, should be easy, to pick from citizen, patriot, or american hero, I know a voter, not a non voter, and Im a voter :)

Votergasm by Mike the Usurper at 8:27 pm EST, Nov 1, 2004
Okay, this is just damn funny.
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RE: Take the Votergasm pledge
by Elonka at 9:11 pm EST, Nov 1, 2004

LOL! Here's a site with a pledge that you can take to help encourage people to vote. You have a choice of three levels of pledge:

] Citizen:
] I pledge to withhold sex from non-voters for the week
] following the election.

] Patriot:
] I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and
] withhold sex from non-voters for the week following the
] election.

] American Hero:
] I pledge to have sex with a voter on election night and
] withhold sex from non-voters for the next four years.

Oh, and for more laughs, be sure to read the fine print. It's pretty damn funny too. :)