IconoclasT wrote:
] You have GOT to be kidding... Saw an ad for this on the tube
] this morning.
] Too much work... too many errands... too many soccer
] practices. Too much stress... too much anxiety... too little
] time! Too little of you to go around. Too little rest... too
] little relaxation... too little tranquility. You need a little
] bliss!
]
] Imagine yourself in a beautiful alpine chalet. You’re
] seated in a soft leather recliner, in front of a roaring
] fireplace, listening to the enchanting melodies of a baby
] grand. The mouth-watering aroma of fresh baked breads and
] cookies is tempting your willpower, and the soothing sound
] water is washing your tension far, far away. All the while
] you’re eagerly anticipating your hot stone massage.
]
] This must be a luxurious spa high in the rockies!
]
] No, you’re at Dentalbliss Spa in Franklin. Hard to imagine
] that dentistry and bliss actually belong side by side. Now for
] the first time, these seemingly opposite ideas are woven and
] melded together for the ultimate dental experience.
]
] Everything at Dentalbliss has been meticulously designed as a
] feast for your senses. You’ll first notice the 2-acre, natural
] wooded setting of our chalet-inspired facilty, featuring 2
] babbling creeks fed by a 150-year-old springhouse with a
] working spring. Walking trails meander throughout the
] park-like setting. Once inside, warm woods, natural stone,
] 60-foot vaulted ceilings and an expanse of glass invite the
] tranquility of the outdoors in. Ten fireplaces, two
] high-definition plasma tv’s, nine aquariums, a full range of
] massage and aesthetic care, live piano music, even
] childcare... all serve to relax, pamper and indulge you.

Next up: ProctologyBliss!

k wrote:
] You have GOT to be kidding... Saw an ad for this on the tube
] this morning.
] Too much work... too many errands... too many soccer
] practices. Too much stress... too much anxiety... too little
] time! Too little of you to go around. Too little rest... too
] little relaxation... too little tranquility. You need a little
] bliss!
]
] Imagine yourself in a beautiful alpine chalet. You’re
] seated in a soft leather recliner, in front of a roaring
] fireplace, listening to the enchanting melodies of a baby
] grand. The mouth-watering aroma of fresh baked breads and
] cookies is tempting your willpower, and the soothing sound
] water is washing your tension far, far away. All the while
] you’re eagerly anticipating your hot stone massage.
]
] This must be a luxurious spa high in the rockies!
]
] No, you’re at Dentalbliss Spa in Franklin. Hard to imagine
] that dentistry and bliss actually belong side by side. Now for
] the first time, these seemingly opposite ideas are woven and
] melded together for the ultimate dental experience.
]
] Everything at Dentalbliss has been meticulously designed as a
] feast for your senses. You’ll first notice the 2-acre, natural
] wooded setting of our chalet-inspired facilty, featuring 2
] babbling creeks fed by a 150-year-old springhouse with a
] working spring. Walking trails meander throughout the
] park-like setting. Once inside, warm woods, natural stone,
] 60-foot vaulted ceilings and an expanse of glass invite the
] tranquility of the outdoors in. Ten fireplaces, two
] high-definition plasma tv’s, nine aquariums, a full range of
] massage and aesthetic care, live piano music, even
] childcare... all serve to relax, pamper and indulge you.
]
] [ That's absurd. -k]

No, thats just wonderful williamson county. a.k.a, brentwood, cool springs, franklin.... belive it, they are out there.