] If you must use descriptive variable and function names,
] misspell them. By misspelling in some function and variable
] names, and spelling it correctly in others (such as
] SetPintleOpening SetPintalClosing) we effectively negate the
] use of grep or IDE search techniques. It works amazingly well.

The programmers in our ranks will get a good laugh out of these essays. Under the "Oh god, it's so true, it's funny," category. ;)