] Want to help fight terrorism? Want to be able to stop and
] detain suspicious characters? Or do you just want to ride
] your horse on ten miles of trails normally closed to the
] public? Then you might want to join the George Bush
] Intercontinental (IAH) Airport Rangers program. That's
] right. Just fill out a form and undergo a background
] check, and you too can become a front-line fighter as
] Houston's airport tries to keep our nation safe and
] secure. No experience necessary. You don't even have to
] be a US citizen.
]
]
] No; it's not a joke. The Airport Rangers program is
] intended to promote both security and community
] participation, according to the official description.
] It's a volunteer mounted patrol that rides the horses
] along the pristine wooded trails that form the perimeter
] of the 11,000-acre airport.

[ Give. Me. A. Fucking. Break. That's simply astounding. I mean really. Wow. -k]