] Mr. Leahy then suggested that the president of the Senate
] take his gavel and use it to perform an act that, while
] not technically impossible in anatomical terms, would
] certainly be considered both unseemly and unhygienic, and
] which would require an unusual combination of
] single-minded ambition and physical relaxation.
]
]
] Mr. Cheney wasted no time in informing Mr. Leahy that he
] should feel free to perform yet another anatomical
] impossibility%u2014this one involving aviation, a
] standard sexual act, and a rolling doughnut.

oh my lord, this is hilarious. Another take on the Chaney v. Leahy war of words.

] As a quick-thinking senatorial aide switched on the
] Senate's public-address system and cued up the infamous
] "Seven Minutes of Funk"? break, Mr. Leahy and Mr.
] Cheney went head-to-head in what can only be described as
] a "take no prisoners"? freestyle rap battle.
]
] Most of the rhymes kicked therein cannot be quoted in a
] family publication, but observers gave Mr. Cheney credit
] for his deceptively laid-back flow. Mr. Leahy was
] applauded for managing to rhyme the phrases "unethical
] for certain," "crude oil spurtin',"? and "like
] Halliburton."