IconoclasT wrote:
] What a marketing concept! Funny thing is I remember bong water
] more as a disgusting (often accidental) purgative (make u
] puke) rather than something refreshing and tasty...
]
] Our energized soft drinks™ are custom formulated for bold,
] strong taste sensations, bottled with low carbonation for less
] bloating and allowing the consumer to enjoy the rich taste of
] each flavor. We use as few preservatives as possible. In most
] of our flavors, we use, Sodium Benzoate & Potassium Sorbate.
] We use only as much carbohydrates(sugars) as is needed to
] in our energized soft drinks™ are balanced with a special
] proprietary Vitamin C & B Complex. Our policy is no empty
] calories!
]
] Along with the vitamins and other nutriceuticals, we put in
] about as much caffeine as a regular cup of coffee. Bong Water®
] will give you a quick energy boost and increase your
] alertness, but it won't give you the "jitters" or set your
] teeth on edge, and it lets you down smooth and easy. (No
] hypoglycemic blood sugar drop that leaves you feeling brain
] dead or exhausted.) All in all, we think our energized soft
] drinks™ are some of the best tasting and functional sodas
] available. The "stoner" theme is for added fun and "in your
] face" mischief. We are not promoting any form of illegal drug
] or alcohol usage or abuse. We are just promoting having fun,
] enjoying life, and staying in control and lucid while spoofing
] the "high" of the 60's & 70's with our legal, healthier
] high of the new millenium! - PEACE and LOVE, Doogie the Bong
] Water® Man™)"

I only have to ask the obvious question... why?