"We're aware some of this week's press reports could have created confusion in the minds of the public by attempting to highlight perceived differences between the departments of Homeland Security and Justice. We wish to put aside any differences and demonstrate we're on the same page and unified in our efforts to prevent acts of terrorism."

"We thought this would be helpful as we move into this period of threat."

Oh, right. Focus on the reporter, not the reported. "It's not me, it's you."