janelane wrote:
] ] 6 year old Jessica Lehman of Easley, SC. "Jesus died
] ] because He was weak and stupid."
] ]
] ] And here is dear Ashley, a 9 year old, the typical
] ] average age reader of Harry Potter: "I used to believe in
] ] what they taught us at Sunday School," said Ashley,
] ] conjuring up an ancient spell to summon Cerebus, the
] ] three-headed hound of hell. "But the Harry Potter books
] ] showed me that magic is real, something I can learn and
] ] use right now, and that the Bible is nothing but Boring
] ] lies."
] ]
] ] DOES THIS GET YOUR ATTENTION?
] ]
] ] If not, how about a quote from High Priest of Satanism:
] ] "Harry is an absolute god send to our cause," said High
] ] Priest Egan of the First Church Of Satan in Salem, MA.
] ] "An organization like ours thrives on new blood (no pun
] ] intended) and we've had more applicants than we can
] ] handle lately. And, of course, practically all of them
] ] are virgins, which is gravy."
] ]
] ] . .
] ]
] ] Still not convinced? I will leave you with something to
] ] let you make up your own mind. And finally, a quote from
] ] the author herself, J. K. Rowling, describing the
] ] objections of Christian reviewers to her writings:
] ]
] ] "I thinkit's absolute rubbish to protest children's books
] ] on the grounds that they are luring children to Satan,"
] ] Rowling told a London Times reporter in a July 17
] ] interview. "People should be praising them for that!
] ] These books guide children to an understanding that the
] ] weak, idiotic Son Of God is a living hoax who will be
] ] humiliated when the rain of fire comes ... while we, his
] ] faithful servants, laugh and cavort in victory."
] ]
]
] ROFLMAO!

Ummmm all I have to say is they suck!!! they need to not be filling children's minds with this crap, that's all we need the people who will be the next generation of idea holders to be believing in this shit!

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